Here’s a little Friday golf humor. Received these golf jokes in an email, there were 18, but I’ve added a few of my own.. 🙂 25 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex You don’t have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable…
Golf Humor
Tiger Woods has a new house
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I hate to do it…. but I can’t resist…. Received a picture of Tiger Woods walking out of his new house after the alleged divorce settlement is finalized.
Golf Humor – Murphy’s Laws of Golf
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Here’s a little Thursday golf humor for you! It’s a welcomed change to any further discussion of the Tiger Woods Scandal. Murphy’s Laws of Golf Golfers who claim they never cheat, also lie. A two-foot putt counts the same as a two-foot drive. Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole. There…
Golf Humor – Are You A Golf Nut?
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Take the follow survey, if the majority of your answers are yes, than you sir/madam are a golf nut! 1. Your idea of a good time is staying home and watching the British Open on a Saturday night. 2. You curse the game only to play it the next day. 3. You haven’t puked from…
Top Ten Best Remarks by Golf Caddies
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#10 – Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in that lake..” Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?” #9 – Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.” #8 – Golfer: “Do you think my game…
OGB gets into golf course design!
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Well.. ok, not really, but it’s certainly something to dabble with during those long company meetings! Call today wacky Wednesday, and enjoy the sketch I did of a nine-hole course during an especially grueling nine to fiver.. 🙂 What do you think? Is it a course you’d like to play? 🙂 -Dave
Funny Golf Video – What NOT to say in bed
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Here’s a pretty funny golf video for you on a dismal Monday morning.
Golf Humor – The Rules of Golf
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I hope you’re having a great Friday! Here’s a little golf humor to help you get through the day. The Rules of Golf The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. If you want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. Since bad shots…
Golf Joke – Michelle Wie Priceless
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Golf Jokes – Lamaze Class, Golf in Heaven & A Funeral
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Here’s a couple of golf jokes to brighten your day! During the weekly Lamaze class, the instructor emphasized the importance of exercise, hinting strongly that husbands need to get out and start walking with their wives. From the back of the room one expectant father inquired, “Would it be okay if she carries a bag…
TGIF & Bud Light “Dude” Commercials
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TGIF Everyone! I’m presently on vacation so I’ve got nothing TOO noteworthy to speak of. A little good news on my end, Thanks to all of you awesome readers, This month, I broke 10,000 monthly visits and not only broke it, crushed it!! As of today, this golf blog has received 14,000 monthly visitors! Soooo…
Golf Humor – A Sign posted at a golf club in Scotland
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland , UK ________________________________________ 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4.. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU…
Golf Humor – Funny Golf Quotes
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A little Friday golf humor for you. A friend of mine emailed these to me, couldn’t stop chuckling.. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one…
Golf Humor – John and Helen
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Hah! A friend emailed this golf joke to me and couldn’t resist posting it.. John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love with her. After a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc; he was convinced that it was…
Golf Humor – A Liar and a Cheat
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Lee and Gary head out to the golf course for a quick nine holes. On the first tee, Lee turns to Gary and says, “What do you say we make this time worth something. Play you for $5?” Gary agrees, and they start their rounds. It’s a great game, and the two lifelong friends reach…
Tiger Woods Farted at the Buick Open
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Ok… Ok.. I know, this is childish humor, but come on, it’s not everyday you get to (allegedly) hear Tiger Woods fart on national TV! 🙂 And the announcer setup?? “It’s a lot of tension” and “time to let it release a little more” ……Priceless 🙂 Try not to think too little of me! -Dave
Life Long Amibition
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A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla., exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something the…
The Tiger Woods motivational poster
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Golf Humor – God’s Just Punishment
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A preacher who liked to play golf every Wednesday at a modest public golf course was standing on the elevated tee at the sixth hole of that course. He took a few practice swings, and looked across the river to the immaculate private country club nearby. “Just once I’d like to play at that gorgeous…
Hot Girl Pulls off Insane Trick Shot
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That’s one brave man… EMBED-Hot Girl Pulls Off Insane Golf Trick Shot – Watch more free videos