#10 – Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in that lake..”
Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?”

#9 – Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

#8 – Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddie: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”

#7 – Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”
Caddie: “Eventually.”

#6 – Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy int he world.”
Caddie: “I don’t think so sir, that would be too much of a coincidence.”

#5 – Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time, it’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddie: “It’s not a watch, it’s a compass.”

#4 – Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddie: “It’s very good sir, but personally, I prefer playing golf.”

#3 – Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play golf on Sunday?”
Caddie: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”

#2 – Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddie: “This isn’t the golf course sir, we left that an hour ago..”

#1 – Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddie: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”