Hah, I love this joke and make a concerted effort to tell it to my wife daily! 🙂 A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten…
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Golf Jokes – Nun Blasphemy
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Nun Blasphemy A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.. “What troubles you, Sister?” asks the Mother Superior, “I thought this was the day you spent with your family?”‘ “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my…
Golf Boys – Oh Oh Oh Music Video
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This video is hilarious! Features Ben Crane, Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler & Hunter Mahan, these fellas have come together to form the PGA exclusive boy band called “Golf Boys.” The song is available on Itunes -> Oh Oh Oh – Single – Golf Boys. Farmers Insurance signed on as the presenting sponsor for Ben Cranes…
Golf humor – Poem about the game we love
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Figured a little Thursday golf humor was in order. I received this poem in an email and had to share it.. 🙂 In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White and Dimpled And Rather Small Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By Its Size I Could Not Guess The Awesome…
Bubba Watson’s new show “Afternoon Drive”
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Coming off his spectacular win at the 2011 Farmers Insurance Open, Bubba Watson announces to the world that he is retiring from golf to pursue his life long dream of becoming the host of his own TV show. Shortly after this announcement, he posted up the very first episode of his new show “Afternoon Drive”…
Ben Crane Pre-Round Routine Video
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Ben Crane, three time winner on the PGA Tour, who finished 14th (Earning $104,400) at the Farmers Insurance Open last weekend, gives viewers a bit of insight on his pre-round routine. It may seem unorthodox, but using his methods, he was able to net six professional wins, the most recent PGA Tour win was the…
Awesome Putt-Putt golf video
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A friend of mine sent me this amusing golf shot video. I seriously think that the fates, moons and stars must have been in perfect alignment when he set this shot up, because there’s no way he could duplicate this shot. Caution: It’s recommended that the video be played sans sound (pretty the darn mute…
Golf Humor – Darth Vader Putting Video
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Little Monday Golf Humor for you. With those putting skills, Darth Vader has a bright future on the PGA Tour! 🙂 That raises an interesting discussion, for all you Star Wars fans out there, who do you think would be the greatest professional golfer out of all the characters from the original movies? I’m going…
1.5 seconds of thought that go into a golf swing
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What goes through a golfers head during the 1.5 seconds it takes to start and complete a golf swing. The power of the human mind, eh? Book your next Discount Orlando Tee Times through our new online tee times booking engine.
Golf Humor – Actual Calls to a public golf course
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GOLF HUMOR – ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED AT THE PUBLIC GOLF COURSE ( Amherst , Mass. ) Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First,…
Golf Jokes – golfing with an old man
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Golf Jokes – golfing with an old man A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if played fast, he could squeeze in nine holes before he had to head home for dinner. Just as he was about to tee off an…
Golf Jokes- terrible weather out there
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Golf Jokes – Terrible Weather There was a golfer who played golf every Saturday and Sunday, regardless of the weather. One Saturday, per his usual routine, he left the house early and headed for the golf course. It was so bitter cold that, for once, he decided he wouldn’t play golf that day and went…
Golf Jokes – President Obama changes the rules of golf
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Golf Jokes – President Obama changes the rules of golf President Obama has recently appointed a Golf Czar and major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective 01 June 2010. This is only a preview as the complete rulebook is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes……
Golf Jokes – 25 Irrefutable Laws of Golf
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Golf Jokes – 25 Irrefutable Laws of Golf No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the at the end of the round, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a season and, eventually, a lifetime.…
Golf Jokes – Tiger Woods Knock Knock Comic
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Golf Jokes – Tiger Woods Knock Knock Comic Here’s more Golf Jokes and Golf Humor for ya! In other Tiger Woods News, it looks like he’ll be making his return to golf at the 2010 Masters. “The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a…
Golf Humor – Religious Golf Battle
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Religious Golf Battle The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a challenge from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Shimon Peres wants to challenge you to a golf match to determine whether Catholics or Jews are superior.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, in all his years…
Golf Humor – Lying about your age
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Golf Humor – Lying about your age Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette. She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word. His usual playing partners and fellow members of the…
CKJR ’10 Who’s going to win?
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What began as a friendly round of golf between two twitter rivals, has blown up into the twitter event of the CENTURY (echoing voice). Coming soon to a tweet near you, CKJR ’10 Golf Tournament features two highly skilled combatants! In the Red Corner, weighing at a slimming ### pounds of pure talent, skill and…
Golf Humor – You Might Be a Golfer Redux
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Started this list last year and figured it was time to add to it again. Chime in if you have any to add! YOU MIGHT BE A GOLFER IF… your dominant hand is darker than your other hand. you’ve ever used the term “undulation” in a conversation your legs are Bay Watch tan and your…
John Daly’s take on the Tiger Woods Scandal
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This is probably the best video I’ve seen regarding the whole Tiger Woods, Elin and all the ladies scandal.. John Daly is the man 🙂 Here’s some more Golf Humor for ya.