This was totally my round yesterday…

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole
of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine,
visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the
clubhouse loudspeaker:

“Would the gentleman on the women’s tee please back up to the
men’s tee, please?”

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep
in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the
announcement: “Would the man on the women’s tee please back up to
the men’s tee, please!”

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the
man yelled, “Would the man on the women’s tee please back up to the
men’s tee, please!”

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back….

“Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let
me play my second shot?!”

Let’s GOOO US OPEN! 🙂

– Dave