By now, you’ve probably heard about the single-car accident involving Tiger Woods, if not, here’s the link.
Tiger Woods involved in a single-car accident
Since the story broke, the media has been on Tiger’s tail like a pack of bloodthirsty jackals trying to dig up anything they can on the circumstances surrounding the accident.
What they’ve come up with is speculation about an alleged affair between Tiger and 34-year-old New Yorker and nightclub promoter, Rachel Uchitel. The news of Tiger’s alleged infidelity broke in one of our nations most credible news rags, “The National Enquirer.”
This highly esteemed magazine has also released such stories as “Brittany Spears was found in bed with a goat, whilst on tour in Mexico” and “Brad and Angelina are fighting again” and “Michael Jackson isn’t really dead, he boarded the mother ship and is returning to his home planet.”
Tiger Woods has denied an interview with the local police three times, which is well within his legal rights, and because of this, everyone is assuming that the article in that trash magazine is true and all you hear about now is how disappointed the nation is that golf’s leading man is a villainous cheat.
It’s ridiculous. Tiger’s silence is equating to his guilt and it’s one of those guilty until proven innocent situations..
Couldn’t it be that he’s choosing to remain silent because the whole situation is a bit embarrassing? I mean, to hit a fire hydrant and a tree whilst backing out of your driveway isn’t exactly Tigerisque performance and perhaps he just doesn’t want to talk about it.
Perhaps he DID cheat and his wife was chasing him brandishing a golf club smashing out windows in his car or he didn’t cheat, but because of vomit bag media like the Enquirer, Elin believes he did and acted on that belief. Either way, I’m sure Tiger Woods would like to keep it a private matter and who could blame him?
Here’s some news for all you demanding for the truth, “YOU DON’T HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW.”
I’m so sick and tired of everyone thinking the high profile celebrities and sports superstars have to divulge all of their dirty little secrets to appease the masses. If I was Tiger Woods, I’d put out a single sentence press release that says “Get a life, mind your own business and go f*** yourselves.”
…just sayin.
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