Time to work on my game! Swingfest 2008

Alright my friends, it’s that time of year again, Swingfest 2008 is right around the corner! Time to break out the swing devices and gadgets and work on perfecting your follow through.. Remember, keep your eye on the ball, well until your about to make contact, then avert your eyes, but keep your head down, but stay loose so you maintain that fluid motion, shift your weight at the right time……. heh.

I was reading one of the most unique golf blogs out there and discovered this. Here’s the post:

Golf Girls Diary

Alright, so I am a bit disappointed… A blogger located in the north east part of the country gets an invite to attend this event, but a blogger two hours away gets overlooked…

Life is not fair.

So, this year, Swingfest is going on in Hollywood, FL located at the Westin.

And no, it’s not actually an event to work on your golf swing, it’s a swingers convention located at one of the best nude beaches in the country. There is, however, a golf tournament seductively named Fore Play, where you can win a BMW 328i! I am totally missing the boat on this one…

So as of April 15th, there were 5000 swinger couples signed up to go, the dates are July 31st- Aug 3rd…

I conveniently have that weekend available…<ahem> <cough>

I might be making a trip down there to do some professional interviews & photo shoots….. What!??

I don’t want all you non-Floridians missing out on the scoop! No, no, I really have no desire to go there myself, but I’m willing to make the sacrifice for my readers….

🙂

I mean, seriously, check out some of the lame events they’ve got lined up..

– Swingers Ball
– Mary Cary Party
– Trapeze Parties
– Pool Parties
– Kink Party
– Party Like a …
– Adult Lifestyle Expo
– Lingerie Party
– Graffiti Party
– Haulover Nude Beach party
– V.I.P Parties
– White Hot Party

Booring….

🙂

-Dave

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