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Archive for June 9th, 2009

Jun
09

God Versus Tiger Woods

Posted by Dave

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Here’s a little Tuesday golf humor for you :)

Tiger Woods, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer

God meets the world’s greatest golfers as they enter heaven.

God asks Arnie first: ‘What do you believe?’

Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, ‘I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans.’

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a
seat to his left.

Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, ‘What do you believe?’

Jack says ‘I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals Of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.”

God is greatly moved by Jack’s high-pitched eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Woods: ‘And you, Tiger, what do you believe?’

Tiger replies, ‘I believe you’re in my seat.’

This is one of the few occasions where I’ve REALLY wanted an Iphone…

I just checked the Itunes store and it’s not available for download, yet.

If you’re like me and don’t own one of these devil’s playthings, worry not, you’ll still be able to follow the US Open one the go by visiting m.usopen.com.

It’s not quite as sexy as the Iphone App, that course information with flyovers and hole details looks pretty damn awesome.

Side note, how much do you think blackberry paid to have their phone displayed here?

-Dave