Reminiscent of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck..”

I’m starting the “You Might Be a Golfer…” list and I’d like your help. 🙂  Here’s what I’ve thought of so far..

YOU MIGHT BE A GOLFER IF…

• your dominant hand is darker than your other hand.

• you’ve ever used the term “undulation” in a conversation

• your legs are Bay Watch tan and your feet are ivory white.

• you’ve ever discussed the finer points of bermuda grass over a beer

• you’ve eve rubbernecked while driving past a Golf Course.

• you’ve ever practiced your golf swing while talking to a co-worker in the hall way.

• you purchased cable for the sole purpose of having The Golf Channel

• you know what “Ace Insurance” is

• you purchased an HDTV so you could watch The Golf Channel in HD

• you’ve started a conversation with a complete stranger because they were wearing a golf hat.

• you’ve ever punched someone in the face because they said golf is not a real sport (or wanted to)

• you purchased a Nintendo Wii in the hopes that you could work on your golf swing

• you’ve ever spent $69 dollars on a polo

Here’s some that others have come up with..

• it always looks like you’re wearing white socks and a T shirt

• hearing “FORE!” scares you more than when you hear “foreplay.”

• you unintentionally aerate the yard while practicing your short game.

• your forehead is whiter than the rest of your face.

• you put off replacing family room carpet because you like swing golf clubs in family room.

If you can think of others, leave it in a comment, or give me an @davelair on Twitter.

If you love it, hate it or are somewhere in between, I’d like to hear that too 🙂

-Dave