Nun Blasphemy A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.. “What troubles you, Sister?” asks the Mother Superior, “I thought this was the day you...
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Posts Tagged ‘ Golf Jokes ’
Golf Humor – Actual Calls to a public golf course
GOLF HUMOR – ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED AT THE PUBLIC GOLF COURSE ( Amherst , Mass. ) Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller:...
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Golf Jokes – golfing with an old man
Golf Jokes – golfing with an old man A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if played fast, he could squeeze...Read More »
Golf Jokes- terrible weather out there
Golf Jokes – Terrible Weather There was a golfer who played golf every Saturday and Sunday, regardless of the weather. One Saturday, per his usual routine, he left the house early and headed for the golf course....Read More »
Golf Jokes – President Obama changes the rules of golf
Golf Jokes – President Obama changes the rules of golf President Obama has recently appointed a Golf Czar and major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective 01 June 2010....
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Golf Jokes – 25 Irrefutable Laws of Golf
Golf Jokes – 25 Irrefutable Laws of Golf No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the at the end of the round,...
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Golf Humor – Lying about your age
Golf Humor – Lying about your age Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette. She hangs...Read More »
Golf Humor – You Might Be a Golfer Redux
Started this list last year and figured it was time to add to it again. Chime in if you have any to add! YOU MIGHT BE A GOLFER IF… your dominant hand is darker...
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Golf Humor – Why Golf is Better Than Sex
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Golf Humor – Murphy’s Laws of Golf
Here’s a little Thursday golf humor for you! It’s a welcomed change to any further discussion of the Tiger Woods Scandal. Murphy’s Laws of Golf Golfers who claim they never cheat, also lie. A two-foot putt...
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Golf Humor – Are You A Golf Nut?
Take the follow survey, if the majority of your answers are yes, than you sir/madam are a golf nut! 1. Your idea of a good time is staying home and watching the British Open on...
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Top Ten Best Remarks by Golf Caddies
#10 – Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in that lake..” Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?” #9 – Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this...
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Golf Humor – The Rules of Golf
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Golf Humor – A Sign posted at a golf club in Scotland
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland , UK ________________________________________ 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP...
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Golf Humor – Funny Golf Quotes
A little Friday golf humor for you. A friend of mine emailed these to me, couldn’t stop chuckling.. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the...
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Golf Humor – John and Helen
Hah! A friend emailed this golf joke to me and couldn’t resist posting it.. John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love with her. After a couple of weeks in...
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Golf Humor – A Liar and a Cheat
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You Might Be a Golfer….
Reminiscent of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck..” I’m starting the “You Might Be a Golfer…” list and I’d like your help. Here’s what I’ve thought of so far.. YOU MIGHT BE A GOLFER IF… your...
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