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Golf Jokes- terrible weather out there

Golf Jokes – Terrible Weather There was a golfer who played golf every Saturday and Sunday, regardless of the weather. One Saturday, per his usual routine, he left the house early and headed for the golf course. It was so bitter cold that, for once, he decided he wouldn’t play golf that day and went…

Golf Humor – Religious Golf Battle

Religious Golf Battle The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a challenge from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Shimon Peres wants to challenge you to a golf match to determine whether Catholics or Jews are superior.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, in all his years…

Golf Humor – Lying about your age

Golf Humor – Lying about your age Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette. She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word. His usual playing partners and fellow members of the…

Golf Humor – Are You A Golf Nut?

Take the follow survey, if the majority of your answers are yes, than you sir/madam are a golf nut! 1. Your idea of a good time is staying home and watching the British Open on a Saturday night. 2. You curse the game only to play it the next day. 3. You haven’t puked from…

Golf Jokes – Lamaze Class, Golf in Heaven & A Funeral

Here’s a couple of golf jokes to brighten your day! During the weekly Lamaze class, the instructor emphasized the importance of exercise, hinting strongly that husbands need to get out and start walking with their wives. From the back of the room one expectant father inquired, “Would it be okay if she carries a bag…

Golf Humor – John and Helen

Hah! A friend emailed this golf joke to me and couldn’t resist posting it.. John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love with her. After a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc; he was convinced that it was…

Life Long Amibition

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla., exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something the…

Golf Humor – Golfing at 90

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife,  “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad, once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes. As they…

Golf Humor – Man Playing From the Ladies Tees

This was totally my round yesterday… It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: “Would the gentleman on the women’s tee please back up to…

Couple of Woman Golf Jokes

Found these jokes over at BadGolfer.com. I personally think they’re abhorrent and completely inappropriate…….. But I have a duty to my readers….. 🙂 A Misdirected Shot A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome…

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Here’s a little Tuesday golf humor for you 🙂 Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new golf bag! 🙂 Hope…