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Golf Jokes- terrible weather out there

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July 2, 2010
Golf Jokes- terrible weather out there

Golf Jokes – Terrible Weather There was a golfer who played golf every Saturday and Sunday, regardless of the weather. One Saturday, per his usual routine, he left the house early and headed for the golf course....
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Golf Humor – Religious Golf Battle

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March 2, 2010

Religious Golf Battle The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a challenge from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Shimon Peres wants to challenge you to a golf...
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Golf Humor – Lying about your age

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February 22, 2010
Golf Humor – Lying about your age

Golf Humor – Lying about your age Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette. She hangs...
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Golf Humor – Are You A Golf Nut?

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November 20, 2009

Take the follow survey, if the majority of your answers are yes, than you sir/madam are a golf nut! 1. Your idea of a good time is staying home and watching the British Open on...
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Golf Joke – 18 Reasons Why Golf is Better Than Sex

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October 23, 2009

Here’s a link to more Golf Humor. 18 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex You don’t have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. If you are having trouble with...
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Golf Jokes – Lamaze Class, Golf in Heaven & A Funeral

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September 4, 2009

Here’s a couple of golf jokes to brighten your day! During the weekly Lamaze class, the instructor emphasized the importance of exercise, hinting strongly that husbands need to get out and start...
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Golf Humor – John and Helen

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August 12, 2009

Hah! A friend emailed this golf joke to me and couldn’t resist posting it.. John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love with her. After a couple of weeks in...
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Life Long Amibition

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July 24, 2009
Life Long Amibition

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla., exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto...
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Golf Humor – Golfing at 90

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July 1, 2009
Golf Humor – Golfing at 90

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife,  “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got...
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Golf Humor – Man Playing From the Ladies Tees

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June 15, 2009

This was totally my round yesterday… It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming...
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Couple of Woman Golf Jokes

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May 20, 2009
Couple of Woman Golf Jokes

Found these jokes over at BadGolfer.com. I personally think they’re abhorrent and completely inappropriate…….. But I have a duty to my readers….. A Misdirected Shot A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first...
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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

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May 19, 2009
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Here’s a little Tuesday golf humor for you Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he...
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