Tag Archive for Golf Humor

Golf Humor – A Liar and a Cheat

Lee and Gary head out to the golf course for a quick nine holes. On the first tee, Lee turns to Gary and says, “What do you say we make this time worth something. Play you for $5?” Gary agrees, and they start their rounds. It’s a great game, and the two lifelong friends reach…

Life Long Amibition

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla., exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something the…

Golf Humor – God’s Just Punishment

A preacher who liked to play golf every Wednesday at a modest public golf course was standing on the elevated tee at the sixth hole of that course. He took a few practice swings, and looked across the river to the immaculate private country club nearby. “Just once I’d like to play at that gorgeous…

Golf Humor – Golfing at 90

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife,  “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad, once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes. As they…

Golf Humor – Man Playing From the Ladies Tees

This was totally my round yesterday… It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: “Would the gentleman on the women’s tee please back up to…

NiceBallz.com uncovered Sergio’s Secret Breakup Letter

Earlier this year Sergio Garcia and Morgan-Leigh Normal broke off their semi-long term relationship. Garcia blamed his poor performance of late was not a case of the yips — a nervous condition that throws golfers off their game — but a loss of confidence caused by the end of his relationship with Morgan-Leigh Norman, daughter…

Couple of Woman Golf Jokes

Found these jokes over at BadGolfer.com. I personally think they’re abhorrent and completely inappropriate…….. But I have a duty to my readers….. 🙂 A Misdirected Shot A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome…

You Might Be a Golfer….

Reminiscent of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck..” I’m starting the “You Might Be a Golfer…” list and I’d like your help. 🙂  Here’s what I’ve thought of so far.. YOU MIGHT BE A GOLFER IF… your dominant hand is darker than your other hand. you’ve ever used the term “undulation” in a conversation…

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Here’s a little Tuesday golf humor for you 🙂 Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new golf bag! 🙂 Hope…

Funny Golf Stories

Little Monday Golf Humor for you  🙂 A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only…

Golf Humor

My snow covered friend Lonewolf over at Wolf Paw Road posted up a pretty funny golf story.  Take a look 🙂 Castaway – Golf Edition Thanks for the joke!  I’ll be thinking about you whilst I’m freezing my butt off on the golf course this Friday, they say the low is supposed to be 56…