Posts Tagged ‘ Golf Humor ’

Golf Jokes – Nun Blasphemy

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August 25, 2011

Nun Blasphemy A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.. “What troubles you, Sister?” asks the Mother Superior, “I thought this was the day you...
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Golf Humor – Darth Vader Putting Video

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November 8, 2010

Little Monday Golf Humor for you. With those putting skills, Darth Vader has a bright future on the PGA Tour! That raises an interesting discussion, for all you Star Wars fans out there, who do you...
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Golf Humor – Actual Calls to a public golf course

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July 27, 2010

GOLF HUMOR – ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED AT THE PUBLIC GOLF COURSE ( Amherst , Mass. ) Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller:...
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Golf Jokes – golfing with an old man

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July 5, 2010
Golf Jokes – golfing with an old man

Golf Jokes – golfing with an old man A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if played fast, he could squeeze...
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Golf Jokes- terrible weather out there

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July 2, 2010
Golf Jokes- terrible weather out there

Golf Jokes – Terrible Weather There was a golfer who played golf every Saturday and Sunday, regardless of the weather. One Saturday, per his usual routine, he left the house early and headed for the golf course....
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Golf Jokes – 25 Irrefutable Laws of Golf

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March 31, 2010

Golf Jokes – 25 Irrefutable Laws of Golf No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the at the end of the round,...
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Golf Jokes – Tiger Woods Knock Knock Comic

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March 16, 2010
Golf Jokes – Tiger Woods Knock Knock Comic

Golf Jokes – Tiger Woods Knock Knock Comic Here’s more Golf Jokes and Golf Humor for ya! In other Tiger Woods News, it looks like he’ll be making his return to golf at the 2010...
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Golf Humor – Religious Golf Battle

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March 2, 2010

Religious Golf Battle The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a challenge from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Shimon Peres wants to challenge you to a golf...
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Golf Humor – Lying about your age

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February 22, 2010
Golf Humor – Lying about your age

Golf Humor – Lying about your age Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette. She hangs...
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Golf Humor – You Might Be a Golfer Redux

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January 22, 2010

Started this list last year and figured it was time to add to it again. Chime in if you have any to add! YOU MIGHT BE A GOLFER IF… your dominant hand is darker...
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Golf Humor – Why Golf is Better Than Sex

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January 8, 2010
Golf Humor – Why Golf is Better Than Sex

Here’s a little Friday golf humor. Received these golf jokes in an email, there were 18, but I’ve added a few of my own..  25 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex You don’t...
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Golf Humor – Murphy’s Laws of Golf

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December 4, 2009

Here’s a little Thursday golf humor for you! It’s a welcomed change to any further discussion of the Tiger Woods Scandal. Murphy’s Laws of Golf Golfers who claim they never cheat, also lie. A two-foot putt...
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Golf Humor – Are You A Golf Nut?

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November 20, 2009

Take the follow survey, if the majority of your answers are yes, than you sir/madam are a golf nut! 1. Your idea of a good time is staying home and watching the British Open on...
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Top Ten Best Remarks by Golf Caddies

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November 11, 2009

#10 – Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in that lake..” Caddie: “Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?” #9 – Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this...
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Funny Golf Video – What NOT to say in bed

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November 2, 2009

Here’s a pretty funny golf video for you on a dismal Monday morning.
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Golf Joke – 18 Reasons Why Golf is Better Than Sex

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October 23, 2009

Here’s a link to more Golf Humor. 18 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex You don’t have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. If you are having trouble with...
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Golf Humor – The Rules of Golf

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September 25, 2009
Golf Humor – The Rules of Golf

I hope you’re having a great Friday! Here’s a little golf humor to help you get through the day. The Rules of Golf The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. If you want...
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Golf Humor – A Sign posted at a golf club in Scotland

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September 2, 2009

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland , UK ________________________________________ 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP...
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Golf Humor – Funny Golf Quotes

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August 28, 2009

A little Friday golf humor for you. A friend of mine emailed these to me, couldn’t stop chuckling.. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the...
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Golf Humor – John and Helen

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August 12, 2009

Hah! A friend emailed this golf joke to me and couldn’t resist posting it.. John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in love with her. After a couple of weeks in...
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