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Golf Humor – Religious Golf Battle

Religious Golf Battle The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a challenge from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Shimon Peres wants to challenge you to a golf match to determine whether Catholics or Jews are superior.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, in all his years…

Golf Humor – Golfing at 90

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife,  “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad, once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes. As they…

Couple of Woman Golf Jokes

Found these jokes over at BadGolfer.com. I personally think they’re abhorrent and completely inappropriate…….. But I have a duty to my readers….. 🙂 A Misdirected Shot A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome…