Golf Humor – Lying about your age

Golf Humor – Lying about your age

Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette.

She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word.

His usual playing partners and fellow members of the club are baffled and shocked.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Thomas, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?”

To which he replies, “Girlfriend? Hell, she’s not my girlfriend, she’s my wife!”

Disbelieving Thomas, they ask, “So, how did you persuade her to marry you?”

“I lied about my age”, he replies.

“What, did you tell her you were only 50?”

Thomas smiles and says, “Nope, I told her I was 90.”

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  4 comments for “Golf Humor – Lying about your age

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    Beautiful, beautiful joke. (and the lady is pretty smokin’ too).
    It’s gonna be my first time in Orlando for golf, so hope to meet some hotties like this whicle i am playing down there. so long as she doesn’t ask my weight – i am 35 stone. age aint everything when you are obese.

  2. at

    Hey Boris,

    When are you coming down?

  3. at

    hey dave. need to comfirm dates with the office as a few of us are heading over. deciding upon villa rentals is tough have a long list of personal requirements. cheers

  4. at

    Let me know when you’ll be around and perhaps we can play a round!

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