Here’s a couple of golf jokes to brighten your day!
- During the weekly Lamaze class, the instructor emphasized the importance of exercise, hinting strongly that husbands need to get out and start walking with their wives. From the back of the room one expectant father inquired, “Would it be okay if she carries a bag of golf clubs while she walks?”
- An avid golfer goes to see a fortune teller to enquire if there are any golf courses in heaven. “I have good news and bad news” she tells the golfer. “Whats the good news?” asks the golfer “The good news sir is that the courses in heaven are spectacular, without doubt better than anything you have ever seen on earth.” “Whats the bad news then?” he asks “You have a tee time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”
- A golfer in a foursome was playing an extremely tough hole one summer day. He was making a very tricky putt as a funeral procession was going by. He holed out the shot anyway. Afterwards his partner said “You must have nerves of steel to sink such a tricky putt while that funeral was going by.” “Yes, we would have been married 25 years today if she was still alive.”
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