This was totally my round yesterday…
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole
of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine,
visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the
clubhouse loudspeaker:
“Would the gentleman on the women’s tee please back up to the
men’s tee, please?”
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep
in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the
announcement: “Would the man on the women’s tee please back up to
the men’s tee, please!”
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the
man yelled, “Would the man on the women’s tee please back up to the
men’s tee, please!”
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back….
“Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let
me play my second shot?!”
Let’s GOOO US OPEN! 
- Dave
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THAT is just too damn funny. Thanks for the laugh.