You drink John Daly wine because it is John Daly wine.
When everything you do is evaluated by saying ” I didn’t have my ‘A’ Game today”
When your neighbors call to ask you turn-up your Surround Sound so they hear the Masers Coverage better.
When every mirror you pass you have too check your “set up”.
When you are the only one in the room who actually knows what someone means when they say “Never Up, Never in”
When you jump in the car and hit the gas peddle thinking you are still driving a golf cart.
When you stopped the course superintendent to as advise on how to change your yard to a putting green.
When you know if you inhale or exhale in your backswing.
When you carry your luck ball mark everywhere you go

and finally..you really know you are hooked on golf when…

you know who ‘Ranger Rick’ is and have his autograph.

If you can recite all of Bill Murray’s lines in Caddyshack …

If you know the difference between Jack Nicklaus and Jack Nicholson …

If your pants have holes in the pockets from golf tees …